I feel so crappy today. Please somebody cheer me up?

I got no sleep last night because thrush (yeast infection) was keeping me awake. I haven't emptied my bowls properly in a week. My feet are sore from crappy shoes over the weekend and my right nipple is stinging me. In work and wanna be in bed........help....

I feel so crappy today. Please somebody cheer me up?
well go home sick , go to chemist get something for trush ,buy bottle of wine on way home and a good d.v.d.,run a warm bath ,order a chineese ,lots of curry sauce ,this will help you go the loo ,curl up on the coach in your duvet ,turn of your phone and injoy ,bet you will sleep like a baby ,
Reply:Watch these videos.


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Guaranteed a laugh





I hope this helps!
Reply:A bear goes on to a pub and says can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps. The barman said why the pause, the bear said I am a bear stupid.





A white horse goes in to a pub and the barman said I have a whiskey named after you, the horse relies I have never heard of a whiskey called Eric.





Why did the wise old owl always choose to to go to a restaurant to have lunch with a duck, because he always picked up the bill





I hope that has cheered you up a little bit
Reply:go homefrom work or go to the joke section here there are some good ones in there might make u giggle
Reply:i feel crappy today too. and it doesn't help that it is rainy and dreary here in pittsburgh. yeat infections are the worst. see if your boss can let you go home.
Reply:do somethn mad.. go home! theres nothin worse than bein at work wen u hav a problem down below! i was almost in tears wen i was like that!
Reply:JOKE FOR YOU SAD ONE:





Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?





A: It don't matter he isn't gonna come anyway!





Sorry---but hope it made you smile!
Reply:Can you get a manicure at lunch or leave a bit early? Do something to treat yourself. Even something decadent for lunch. Then go to the marriage section and see how many people have much harder problems. You'll heal, you'll feel better, you'll sleep tonite, etc. There are a lot of people in the world much worse off than you. Say out loud something positive about you and the day.



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