Yo Mama Jokes anyone?

yo mama's butt is so big that when she got off the toilet seat, the whole bowl came off with her.





yo mama's so poor and desperate that when the city flooded, she jumped for joy for water supply.





yo mama's fart is so loud that its sound waves linger for 30 whole seconds after the episode of fart.





yo mama's so short that she has to wear at least 50 platform shoes to see over someone's head.





yo mama's so stingy, that she even had to take toilet paper from charity drives.

Yo Mama Jokes anyone?
Yo mama so fat she eat your arm off
Reply:yo mommas so stupid she went to the ymca and said that they spelled macy's wrong.


yo mommas so fat she goes outside and the boys say "dam she fat"!


yo momma is so stupid it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.


Yo mommas so stupid she put a quarter in each of her ears and thought she was listening to fifty cent. roflolmfaoqlmxzfomfg
Reply:yo mama's so black she drinks water and pees coffee. yo mama's so fat she went through the door, got stuck and yelled ahhhh!
Reply:yo mama so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a buiding. yo mama so stupid sh tried to commit suicide by jumping of the basement. yo mama so stupid it takes her a month to get rid of the seven day itch.
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sorry my bad it was jus so sh!te


lemme tell u sum gd 1s:





1. ur so old u baysit jesus


2. ur so old readin the bible brings bak memories


3. ur so old u owe jesus a nickle


4. ur so oold u hav a picture of jesus in ur yearbook


5. ur so ugly they giv u 364 extra days 2 dress-up 4 halloween


6. ur so ugly wen u went 2 the ugly competiteon they sed 2 u 'no proffesionals'


7. ur so poor i askd wats 4 dinner nd she pulled out a gun sayin next 1 who moves


8. ur so fat i saw a picture of u on a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7 nd 8


9. ur so fat wen u went sky divin u got stuk in the sky


10. ur so fat u got stuk in the grang canyon





aint tryna cuss ya thats jus the way the 'joke' goes





lol


:D
Reply:Yo mama drink so much, she gave brith to a retard who can't stop telling yo mama jokes.
Reply:Yo mamas so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade





Yo mamas so old her birth certificate says expired





Yo mamas so ugly she went to the beauty salon and it took 6 hours.....for an estimate





Yo mamas so Fat the weather channel gives a name to each one of her farts





Yo mammas so ugly she went to a UGLY contest and they said "Sorry, no professionals"





Yo mammas so fat she wakes up in sections





Yo mammas so fat she sits next to everybody in the movie theatre





Yo mammas so fat when she sits around the house, she really sits AROUND the house


haha thats all i got srry
Reply:Yo Yo
Reply:Yo mammas so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when the train ran over her


Yo mammas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch


Yo mammas so old her breast milk has turned to powder


Yo mammas so small that you can see her feet on her drivers licence
Reply:THINK YO MAMAS NEED TO FIND A LIFE!!!
Reply:Yo mama is so fat, she had to get group insurance.


She was standing on the street corner, cops told her to break it up


Yo mama is so fat, she wore high heels, and stuck oil.


THAT ONE and BLUE CHOCOLATE DUDE:


you made me laugh so hard I got asthma. Thanks, though.
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Reply:Haha!



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