Does anybody think my plan will to pass this urine test will work? read up...?

Okay so i took two puffs off a bowl for new years which was January 1st of 2007! so i'm pretty sure i'll fail this drug test for a job i appled. so i came up with this plan tell me what u think....





aight....here's my plan...i'ma strap a NON-lubricated condom with someone elses CLEAN pee-pee. i'ma tape dat condom to the inside of my thy right before i go and then i'ma take some lil scissors and cut the tip of the jimmy and pour it into the cup and they gonna be like "wow ur urine is clean!" HAHAHAHAH YE-YA!!!! oh and from my friends that took the same urine test they say that they only ask you to empty out ur pockets and take off ur shoes and put em back...no patting none! so inside my thy is perfect right??

Does anybody think my plan will to pass this urine test will work? read up...?
You might want to start looking for a new job.I think the one you have now is about to come to an end. But nice try.
Reply:WELL I have a news flash for ya, unless you take a match and a thermometer with you, you are going to fail


URINE comes out of the human body at a certain tempature


tinkle taped to your leg wont be THAT tempature.


Now if the job is some $8.00 they might not bother but if it is a REAL job


once the condom urine is found not to be that tempature,


the gig is up.
Reply:where you you going to put the scissors inside your black butt? and THC stays in your system for 30 days and there is no proven way to beat the test.
Reply:Anyone who's trained to handle urine samples will know you're up to something.
Reply:If your not a regular canabis user, them two puffs off that bowl won't make you dirty. If you are a regular user and that was the last time you smoked you better drink water at least 3, 16 ounce glasses the morning of your test. Take a vitamin and you will pass with shining colors. All the clean up products on the market tell you drink water before and after you drink this, dude its just the water. Take it from me A+ on all my test. Drinking that much drains you (litterally) thats why a take a vitamin
Reply:Sounds like a dumb plan because of all the previous responses. Have no fear though. i have come up with a tried and true way of passing a drug test with 100% pass rate. You ready with a pen and paper? ok, here it is. Don't do drugs.
Reply:if you don't smoke that much it will go away after a week ,but if you want to make sure that you pass the test just buy some type of drug cleansing system. my fellow officers that have these "random drug test" keep one in their car for emergency. i swear they really push that drug free stuff at work
Reply:Not really. Another thing they look for in urine tests is the temperature of the urine. Even though you have the urine strapped to your leg, it will not be warm enough. They will pick it off right away and ask you for another specimen. Another problem is that the chemicals in the condom itself may trigger off one of the chemicals that they test for in the urine. Depending on the company and how much they wanna pay for the drug tests, they can test to see if there is any non "natural" chemical, as well as the "natural" chemicals that people use to "clean" thier urine. That condom may set that off too since it is contained inside the jimmy.





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