This is a FUNNY joke!!! LAUGH DAMN YOU!!!?

A man is sitting in the pub when he hears a bowl of peanuts on the bar saying "Oooh, you really are amazing. Oooh, you are lovely."





Then the fruit machine shouted "Rubbish, look at the state of that haircut. And those socks don't go with those shoes."





The barman apologised. "I'm sorry," he said, "The nuts are complimentary but the fruit machine is out of order." HEHE





Sorry 4 the whole "DAMN YOU!" malarky... I didnt mean it, honest... cud you me give a star...I get lonely...weep!

This is a FUNNY joke!!! LAUGH DAMN YOU!!!?
A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a cat. orders three drinks and the cat says"im not paying, im not paying"


man says "dont worry im paying as usual"


Barman says to teh man Whats up with those two.


The man says "Well I was walking down the street and stumbled upon an 'Aladins lamp' so I rubbed it as you do and a genie popped out and said I could have one wish,"


Barman says " so what did you wish for/" man says 'I wished for a long legged bird with a tight pu$$y".





Your one is good though.
Reply:lol, heard it, but funny
Reply:i wish you could give questions thumb downs still
Reply:I GET THE NUTS, BUT NOT THE FRUIT MACHINE?





BUT AT LAST ONE MORE NUT JOKE=





What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?


We better get some support before people start thinking we're nuts!





HAND have a nice day!!!
Reply:lol...
Reply:Beam me up SCOTTY dont do drugs vote 4 cable man getter done!!



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