You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...?

1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.


2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.


3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.


4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.


5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.


6. You strike a match and light your nose.


7. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.


8. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"


9. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.


10. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.


11. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.


12. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party's at your place.


13. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.


14. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.


15. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.


16. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.


17. You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.


18. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.


19. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.


20. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.

You Know You've Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...?
Not quite but almost, collapsed (head) in trifle, and chased a dropped, hot and greasy turkey across the kitchen floor, memorable that one, as my mother-in -law witnessed the whole performance, pretty disapprovingly.......these days are long gone now and both trifle and turkey remain intact while i remain sober !
Reply:About half of them I have done, but you don't have the other one at all that nearly everyone who is drunk does. That been put a traffic cone on your head and start trying to kiss a cop.
Reply:i went xmas shoppin on friday got on so well i thought i deserved a lil drink about 12 hours later i woke up without shopping and with the worst hangover ever,oh am i in the sh*t.
Reply:Number 5 a few dozen times





I love seatle I am getting you a sense of humour for Christmas,hope it will fit
Reply:Funny and interesting if it wasn't in this category. When are you going to get lost from here? You have a few 'hangers on' which seemst otmake you continually post. However, you must notice how many are ignoring you on here.
Reply:Number 19 looks dodgey would a grandfathers clock do.
Reply:PMSL, I have done none of them.


Not that I would remember if I had lol
Reply:LOL,youre losing the plot.
Reply:I burned my nose...once. Not on purpose though.
Reply:I've done each and every one of those when I was 18 and really p*ssed.
Reply:lol!


Number 4, but it was the lady's underwear on the bedside lamp.
Reply:You've just got in as drunk as me knowing you have wasted £6.00 on the biggest kebab knowing you have no hope in hell of eating it all but drunken pride says you must try.


xxx garlic sauce kiss to you.
Reply:I haven't had any of these things happen to me
Reply:I've done all 20
























































Sober
Reply:all of the above.
Reply:I can honestly say I've not done one of those things.lol :0)
Reply:u'd have to be an idiot to...





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