Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Ever do this in a public restroom?

1. compliment people on their shoes


2. introduce yourself to the person next to you


3. strike up a conversation


4. provide "strenuous" sound effects


5. ask the person in the next stall if thres anything swimming in their bowl


6. discusss the pros and cons of laxitives


7. scream "oh my god! what the hell is that?


8. simulate a drug deal


9. pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects)


10. roll easter eggs under the doors


11. start a sing a long


12. knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. ask if there busy


13. masquerade as a door to door salesman


14. ask loudly, "when does the movie start?"


15. write "nerdy" graffiti "please wash your hands. thank you."


16. kick the cubicles doors, camera in hand


17. pour water over the cubicle door onto occupant


18. say, "oops missed" while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls


19. fake an orgasm


20. at night, switch off the lights

Ever do this in a public restroom?
Well when I was in college, I went into a memorial union restroom, once, and filled a condom with water in a wash basin. I filled it to the point that it made a big large bubble protruding out of the wash basin. Then I tied a knot on it and left.


Back then I thought it was funny.


Today I wouldn't want to do it as certain social considerations have taken roots, such as, the pain the cleaning lady or person will have to go through in mopping up the floor.


I once did it in my apartment too. And when my roommate tried to lift it out to drop it in the bath tub, it burst. And he got a lot of water splashed onto himself and his face. Now that was fun.
Reply:Well, no I did not have to fake my orgasm. And yes the lights have been turned off on me. Makes it interesting.
Reply:you want honesty i've done numbers 15 and 20.
Reply:Gee whiz, no.
Reply:I HAVE TO DO THEM ALL YOU ARE A PURE GENIUS!!!!!! BRILLIANT IDEAS ALL OF THEM I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Ha, that's some funny stuff! :-p
Reply:EW! Those are funny, but who does that? DO YOU? I love #s 1,2,5,9,11,15! HALARIOUS!
Reply:no it's stupid
Reply:you definetly have to much free time.
Reply:lol, um, no but I have


21. Slammed a stall door open while trying to unzip my zipper only to see a person looking up at me wild eyed and I said oops, sorry, and closed the door quickly while trying to refasten my zipper. lol
Reply:FLMAO!!! Funny
Reply:A couple. Girls strike up conversation in bathrooms all the time. When me and my friend were about 12 we took some tampons and red food colouring and dyed them and rolled them under the stalls in bathrooms at the mall. Hilarious.
Reply:LOL NO... BUT THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH ON MY BIRTHDAY... TURNED 28 TODAY... MADE MY HUSBAND LAUGH AS WELL...
Reply:no. Im not that idle



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