Well better make this one the last for now as my jokes are getting worse true or false folks?

Two eggs a talking in a monastary. "I really don't like it here," says one.


"Why not?"


"Well, you know, it's always 'Out of the frying pan and into the friar'."





"Do you know what I like about Thanksgiving jokes? Not a single joke is a turkey."





A boy was complaining that his bicycle tire was flat. "Why don't you pump it up?", said his father


So the boy attaches a pump and begins filling the tire, then stops. "I just can't do it," says the boy. "I can't stand the pressure!"





What is a frog's favorite thing to order at a restaurant? French Flies!





A group of guys were playing golf when a funeral procession drove by. One golfer took off his hat until the procession had passed, and when he was commended for his sincere actions he replied, "It was the least I could have done, today was going to be our 25th anniversary."





Why did the bubble gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.





A guy was sitting in a nearly empty bar having some beers. He finished one and asked the bartender for another. He gave the guy another beer, along with a free bowl of peanuts. As he sat enjoying the nuts and beer, he heard a voice: "Whoa, man, do you look great today!" He looked around, but there was no one there.


"Nice shoes. And I just love that sweater, it looks so good on you!"


Bartender, did you hear that? I keep hearing voices saying how good I look and stuff, but there's no one around. What's going on here??


"It's the peanuts. They're complimentary!"





Why did the Christmas goose cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken!





Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Well better make this one the last for now as my jokes are getting worse true or false folks?
im gonna quit doing this if you keep telling these bad jokes!! jk
Reply:Mmmm do i smell cheese!!!
Reply:lol
Reply:Very funny lol, Stop putting yourself down. I like most of your jokes, keep the good work up.
Reply:hahahahahaha
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh
Reply:HaHa good one


keep em coming
Reply:This ones quite funny
Reply:Nice group of jokes.....
Reply:Maybe it's for the best, eh? :)
Reply:Great jokes, especially the one about this being the last one.
Reply::) nice ones
Reply:how can your jokes get worse if they were never good to start with?


liked the peanuts one,though
Reply:Oh these are Great!!!!





LOL!!!!





:)
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