Is this not the best Rap?

Up in Vermont this is how we do


We got one area code and it's 802


802


802





Green Mountain State where we roll on skis


Don't mess with our cows or we'll break your knees


State of Vermont where we make Ben and Jerry's


Sweet like syrup and our streets aren't scary





Cell phone service is questionable


Farmer's Market is our biggest festival


We got out of staters creepin' when the leaves are changing


Our eggs are jumpin' JUMBO cause our chickens are free ranging





State capitol might be 200 years old but our dome is so bling in that it's plated with gold


MHS: our mascot is a Solon


Saturday night we don't go drinking, we go bowling





802 (4x)





We got seven different places to buy a pizza slice


But don't go to Village 'cause that dude ain't nice


Cross off Angeleno's 'cause their pie is overpriced


What about Girasole's - yeeah, that'll suffice





Hippies always loiter when on city steps


We got to First in Fitness and do mad reps


One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand, four


Here comes X10 knocking at your door





Mud season makes the roads real slow


Go hunting with our compound bow


We got creamiest milk in the 50 states


We go on picnics and dine on paper plates





Rednecks in jail we Barre are always hatin'


We cruise into town and we start fustigaten


I like my Cabot's cheddar extra sharp


Our roofs have leaks so we patch it with a tarp





802 (4x)





Got the biggest snow plows in the USA


Yeah we made it legal it's okay to be gay


Our official shoe is the Birkenstock


The only thing we hustlin' is the granite rock





Up in V-T this is how we do


We got one area code and it's 802

Is this not the best Rap?
its REALLY good. but honestly pro rapppers are better. dont get me wrong this is amazing!!! I luv it. if i was from vermont i would be proud to have a state rap: especially that one!
Reply:Haha good one.


Do you think you can do one about Tennessee?


Im from TN.
Reply:HAHAHHAHA ! That is so awesome! I love it! It IS the greatest rap about the V T!



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