And finally 1 more?

A man is sitting in the pub when he hears a bowl of peanuts on the bar saying "Oooh, you really are amazing. Oooh, you are lovely." Then the fruit machine shouted "Rubbish, look at the state of that haircut. And those socks don't go with those shoes." The barman apologised. "I'm sorry," he said, "The nuts are complimentary but the fruit machine is out of order."

And finally 1 more?
Lol that a funny one :-)
Reply:lol thats really funny...heres my fav bar joke;








a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady.he says to her boy u have a big a$$...she goes...why you.....and starts smacking him around.he goes in the mens room...fixes him self up....combs/fixes his hair.....straightens out his glasses...puts his teeth back in etc. He goes back and sits beside the same lady.He says to her....boy u got small boobs.....she says do i really...hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger.She says how. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off....take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs...she says omg...do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it...it worked on your big a$$ didnt it.....
Reply:Nah this one doesn't do it for me, but fair play to ya for trying to make the world a happier place
Reply:Not funny either..


Where do you get these jokes from??
Reply:I don't get it...





Not even funny...
Reply:not funny
Reply:very funny.lmao... i dont think the yanks get it
Reply:made me laugh
Reply:this is sooo not funny and i do not get it!!!!!
Reply:what's a fruit machine?



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