Saturday, October 24, 2009

Attack Alert !!!!!?

Don't go to the bathroom on December 28th.!


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%26gt;%26gt;CIA intelligence reports that a major attack plot is planned for that


day.


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%26gt;%26gt;Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the *** by an


%26gt;%26gt;alligator.


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%26gt;%26gt;Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to


rise


%26gt;%26gt;up into unsuspecting American's toilet bowls and bite them on the


***


%26gt;%26gt;when they are doing their business.


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%26gt;%26gt;I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information


from a


%26gt;%26gt;reliable source.......


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%26gt;%26gt;It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl


whose


%26gt;%26gt;brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys


%26gt;%26gt;hotdogs from and this guy knows a shoeshine guy who shines the


shoes of


%26gt;%26gt;a mail room worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells


%26gt;%26gt;drugs to another mail room worker who works in the CIA building.


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%26gt;%26gt;He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about


alligators


%26gt;%26gt;and came to the conclusion that we're going to be attacked.


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%26gt;%26gt;So it must be true!!


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%26gt;%26gt;Pass this on to all on your mail list and you'll be thanked by them


for


%26gt;%26gt;saving their asses!!

Attack Alert !!!!!?
Hahaha :P
Reply:Oh man !!!!! Are you sure!!!!!!!!!
Reply:We scheduled to camp on 28th. The camping is near a forest and we are thinking on "make our business" under the trees, like the pilgrims. Do you think (could you ask your friend about) we (and our asses) will be safe?
Reply:I will hold it all in a jar...Which address can I use to send it to you?
Reply::-D
Reply:who sits around and makes up these things?



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